Don’t move. I drugged your tea. I tied you up while you were out cold, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Just relax.
(Pause) Why? You wanna know why? Isn’t it obvious, you stupid boy? It’s because you just spent the last two hours ranting about your ex wife, when you could have spent the time being seduced by me! You’ve been ignoring me, you shithead! How fucking dare you!
There’s so much you don’t know about me, but I’m about to teach you a lesson you’ll never forget… Don’t flinch from me! (Slap - Fake sympathy) Aw, did that hurt? Fucking right it did, and it’ll hurt a whole lot worse if you don’t treat me right.